Sunday, April 29, 2007

Going Latino Ishtyle........

So at last I joined one of those crash courses on salsa, to prove my dancing prowess and show my Latino genes at work.....

Day 1:
Mandy: I wanna join Salsa classes...
Counselor: Hmmmm....r u sure??....ahem that would be 2000 bucks...
Mandy: Here swipe my card $%^$%
So I enter a room filled with some 60 people (70% girls) scrapping for space to dance, after initial death defying stretching exercises we start the Salsa session....
Instructor: So guys salsa is all about 1234…and yes 56789101112…….also….
Mandy: But I learnt that at school..
Instructor: (Ignoring me and talking to all those drooling on him hot chicks in the 1st row) Just follow me we’ll have some fun…
Mandy: (Yeah look at all those chicks man)
Instructor: Close ur legs…1)put ur left leg forward 2) right leg on the side 3) left leg following the right 4) right the back of left, try not to fall
Mandy: (Here did it…without falling….wow what chicks man)
Instructor: (After doing this 20 times) Now 1)step forward..2)tilt 3)step backward..4)Come back
Mandy: Another 1234?
Instructor: Ok we’ll call 4567….
Mandy: (Staring at that cute butt) yeah here I did that……(I am d best)
Instructor: (Time to play tough) Now 1) put ur right leg on the side…2) Jump and put it back 3) put ur left leg at the back of the right and 4) Swirl around on your right leg…..(hehehehehe…now try to stay on the ground)
Mandy: (Swirled around only half way) God I should have worn those damn socks…..this wodden floor is killing me…
Instructor: (Laughing internally) C’mon guys this is a piece of cake…here try is again together from step 123456789101112….
Mandy: 126710…1581011.5
Instrcutor: No 123456789101112….
Mandy: 1456910…11.5 (I’m definitely wearing those new socks tomorrow….oops smiles at that tanned chick)
Intructor: Ok guys that’s it for the day less meet up tomorrow…….
Mandy: Thank god it’s over….do I have some good foot cream at my home?…thank god atleast I’ve got some whisky….

Day 2
Right on time….jst a lil bit drunk…don;t blame me..it's saturday...
Mandy: (These chicks are looking hotter today….and I am ready to swirl with my brand new white FILA socks….r u ready for Latino God girls)
Instructor: (After usual warm ups) Let’s redo the steps from yesterday…..123456789101112
Mandy: 1246791112.5 (Whoa these socks are damn slippery)
Instructor: Now all you guys find urself a girl partner….let do some salsa…
Mandy: Allrighty…..so which one should I choose….hey you babes r u ready for some Salsa….C’mon girl someone..
Instructor: Hey surdy…why r u alone….
Mandy: ahem…No one wants to partner with me . These gals wanna dance alone…
Girl1: I will partner with him sir…
Mandy: Alright…(I rock…my be)
Instructor: So hold ur partners hand..1) take ur left leg behid right 2) Bring it back…3) take the right behind let 4) bring it back and push to swirl the girl around swirling urself around to come back and hold her…..
Mandy: Hmmm…tht’s easy….1234..damn where is she…
Girl1: Damn u man why can’t u swirl straight…
Mandy: Swirl straight…tht’s not wht instructor dude says…
Instructor: Let’s do it again…
Girl1: Not with him…I want a partner change.
Instructor: (Ignoring) 1234..
Mandy: 1234
Girl1: Damn…..hey I gotta go…c ya tomorrow…
Instructor: Hey where’s ur partner?
Mandy: Ahem…I don’t have one..
Girl2: I’ll take him…
Mandy: (I’m rockin again)
Instructor: 1234
Mandy: 1234
Girl2: Don’t push me so hard you stupid..
Mandy: Yeah(Start eating something u skinny ass)
Girl2: (saala surdy…naach na jaane angad tedha….meri kismet hi kharab hai)
Mandy: (Uff when will it get over…so bad I can read eyes…she may run me over after the class)
Instructor: Ok guys see you on Monday.
Girl2: Thank god I’ll dance solo tomm…winks at her friends…
Mandy: (Gosh I rather stick with my bhangra)

Keep visiting for steps 12-1200…..

1 comment:

Barbienan said...

hahaha real good one.. so do u mean u quit salsa...